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Maybe the coolest thing in my America.

This post has nothing to do with society, politics, environmentalism, etc. Rather it is simply one of the most exhilarating activities I have ever seen. It made me forget about my America’s theft for a moment.

If you dig the video, click the “digg” button to the left.
More Buggy Rollin.
Sorry, YouTube won’t allow me to show the video here but follow this link for the coolest thing in America.


September 3, 2007 Posted by | America, Nature, Random | Leave a comment

Did she locate my America?

Breaking news in my America- I think someone has stumbled upon the location of my America. Let’s listen to what she has to say.

Nope, it was a false alarm. My America is still missing.

“I was raised in the west. The west of Texas. It’s pretty close to California. In more ways than Washington, D.C., is close to California.” -Bush as quoted by the Los Angeles Times, April 8, 2000.

August 28, 2007 Posted by | Breaking News, political, Random, Society | 2 Comments

I smell a thief in what’s left of my America.


Often when a crime has occurred, law enforcement quickly looks for a motive. When my America was stolen, law enforcement didn’t seem to be all that concerned. They told ME to look for a motive and if one wasn’t clearly evident to call them back when another theft occurred. It wasn’t very helpful, but they had responded quickly (15 minutes) and they did leave me a glazed donut. I knew for sure there would not be another theft because I only had one America to take in the first place. So, left to my own devices, I tried to think of who would want to steal my America and what kind of gall it would take to do so. For some reason, all I could think about was education in my America. The education system has baffled and depressed me for years. Ever since I read Kozol’s Savage Inequalities. I highly recommend this expose into the darker side of the public school system. A more contemparary read would be this book.
Thank goodness our government has been tackling the education issue with so much fervor.

Some particularly prescient quotes from our President:

“Rarely is the question asked: Is our children learning?” -Florence, S.C., Jan. 11, 2000

“You teach a child to read, and he or her will be able to pass a literacy test.” – Townsend, Tenn.

August 25, 2007 Posted by | Education, Random, Society | Leave a comment

Is this illegal in my America?

Uma Thurman Thong
This is Uma Thurman. She is a wonderful actress. If any of you in my America have not seen the movie Prime, please do so now. It will make you laugh, something that I find rare in our current culture. Now, please look closely at the picture. Is there anything that would make you, if you were a member of law enforcement, suspicious. Look closely. Is there anything that Uma is doing that might be worthy of a summons? Look closer. Still can’t guess. Her thong is showing! In our increasingly arcane political system, some members of my America’s Government, have decided that thongs, bra straps, and baggy pants are just too much for our children.

August 25, 2007 Posted by | Law, Random, Scandal, Society, Thong, Uma | 1 Comment