Is this illegal in my America?
This is Uma Thurman. She is a wonderful actress. If any of you in my America have not seen the movie Prime, please do so now. It will make you laugh, something that I find rare in our current culture. Now, please look closely at the picture. Is there anything that would make you, if you were a member of law enforcement, suspicious. Look closely. Is there anything that Uma is doing that might be worthy of a summons? Look closer. Still can’t guess. Her thong is showing! In our increasingly arcane political system, some members of my America’s Government, have decided that thongs, bra straps, and baggy pants are just too much for our children.
I thought this, from the original article, was funny:
“The amendment, sponsored by city councilman C.T. Martin, states that sagging pants are an “epidemic” that is becoming a “major concern” around the country.”
So he’s had hundreds of people spontaneously writing to him to complasin about the scourge of sagging pants,m has he? Yeah, right.